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Goodbye, newsletter; hello, mailing list

Hello, hello. This is not a short story.

I started this newsletter a few years ago, and it was fun, but it’s over now. I’ll still be making art here and there. If you’re reading this as an email, then my plan is to move you to a mailing list. You’ll probably get an email once or twice a year when I have something to share. E.g., did you know I had a piece in the New York Times? Or that, a long time ago, I made music? Hopefully I’ll make music again. I’ll definitely keep writing in some form or other.

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Hope you enjoyed this newsletter while it lasted. I give it a B+. My favorite post was probably this one:

P.S. Pre-order my wife’s book. It’s a game changer.

P.P.S. If you’re feeling stressed about the world, listen to this.

P.P.P.S. Al Pacino’s memoir is great, since you asked. You really need to get the audiobook, though.